Everyone has creative ideas.
But most of those ideas are sh*t.
Here at the Department of Imagination, Creativity, Knowledge and Strategy, we specialise in taking people with sh*t ideas, and transforming them into people with good ones.
I WILL HAVE BETTER IDEAS
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I WILL HAVE BETTER IDEAS ✦
A Secret Government Programme for the Creatively Inept
Unlike the CIA, we don’t use LSD to change how you think. We use methods, theories, and the experience of top creative people to help you develop your ideas into scroll-stopping ad campaigns, jaw-dropping content plans, and pill-popping marketing strategies.
And if that doesn’t make sense, here’s some of our work
And here’s how we do it
Online Training for Creative Teams
Operation Web Cam
4 Hour Online Creative Training Session with Dave Officer & Dan Kelsall
Creative Workbook
A Custom, Comprehensive, Comprehensible Report of Ideas, Tactics & Strategies
£4,000
In-Person Training for Creative Teams
Operation “Argh, they’re in the building!”
4 Hour In-Person Creative Training Session with Dave Officer & Dan Kelsall
Creative Workbook
A Custom, Comprehensive, Comprehensible Report of Ideas, Tactics & Strategies
A D.I.C.K.S T-Shirt for Each Attendee
£6,000
I WILL TAKE MORE CREATIVE RISKS
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I WILL TAKE MORE CREATIVE RISKS ✦
Our Traumitised Subjects Happy Customers
“Before working with D.I.C.K.S, I thought our content was good. It wasn’t.”
Hot House Games
“Our marketing has been transformed, but our marketing team is experiencing some odd side effects.”
The Craig-Y-Don Hotel
What a pair of D.I.C.K.S.
Dan Kelsall
Dan founded (and ran away from) an agency called Offended. He’s worked with the likes of Ladbrokes, KFC, Huel, N26 and Semrush alongside lots of other businesses building content strategies and high-performing ad campaigns. He doesn’t have any qualifications, which is worrying.
Dave Officer
Dave has been helping businesses develop their ideas and visuals for over 15 years. From his local plumber, to the BBC, and even the government (but I probably shouldn’t go into too much detail on that one until all the legal stuff calms down.)
IS THIS TEXT HYPNOTISING YOU YET?
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IS THIS TEXT HYPNOTISING YOU YET? ✦
